“Let the house kill him, if it wouldn’t let him go.“
Like the fool Geraldine always said he was, Alex paints his house purple.
With unintended consequences…
Catch my latest flash fiction video on YouTube here now: Off-Colour!
Dark, strange and fantastic fiction
“Let the house kill him, if it wouldn’t let him go.“
Like the fool Geraldine always said he was, Alex paints his house purple.
With unintended consequences…
Catch my latest flash fiction video on YouTube here now: Off-Colour!

If you’ve ever wondered what I write about in my emails to my readers, you’re in luck!
Today, I’m offering you a sneak peek inside a recent email.
It includes my review of The September House, as well as some information about songs and bananas which very few people know:
“Hey there,
we’re home after a successful holiday.
Doubly successful.
Because it broadened my mind, and helped reduce the likelihood of me
being executed for cheekiness.
That’s right.
Do you know “Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)” by Harry Belafonte?
We had it on a record of children’s “comedy” songs growing up.
It’s been stuck in my head ever since, along with the Shake n’ Vac song, the Quinnsworth supermarkets jingle, and Dooby Duck’s “Dooby Dooby Dooby Dooby Dooby Quack Quack”.
These are still randomly triggered on a regular basis, but “Day-O” is the dangerous one.
Because ever since I heard of the Taliban, I’ve been singing “Come Mr Taliban, tally my bananas”.
They wouldn’t like that.
Now the danger has passed.
On our last night in Armenia, we stayed at Dilijan, and I’ve already caught myself singing, “Come, Mr Dilijan, dilly my bananas.”
(Our neighbours must be delighted we’re back!)
But nothing beats coming home as the protagonist of The September House knows.
Margaret and Hal find their dream home. It’s haunted, but mostly in September.
Margaret is determined to stay and has worked out rules to deal with the ghosts.
But when Hal disappears, she has to break the most important one to find him:
Don’t go in the basement.
Even the ghosts are terrified of the basement…
If you’re in the mood for a haunted house story that finally brings something new to the genre, then The September House by Carissa Orlando is for you.
I really enjoyed how it mashed up several genres into a satisfying and entertaining whole. It starts almost like a cozy mystery, before veering into horror and thriller territory.
Really well written, and Margaret is a great character to explore a haunted house with.
Her ambivalence about finding her husband is only part of her charm…
Find out more here!
Chat soon!
Morgan”
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You want to know how films really get made? Find out in the latest episode of Sleepytime Supervillain Theatre.
“…And then one more. One more. One more, until there was no one left…”
When the driver realises a herd of huge, ravenous Sugar Cows is hunting his train, he needs to make some tough decisions about how to lighten its load…
Watch the latest episode of Sleepytime Supervillain Theatre here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itRzZcdiMrM
“…if he wanted her to take it, so be it…”
When Lady Shortall decides she has to own an enormous eagle, it spells big trouble for everyone…
Watch the latest episode of Sleepytime Supervilain Theatre here: https://youtu.be/Aj6iRMIhY2Q
“…he dreamed of being buried alive…”
Get away from it all with The Great Escape, a quick tale about a boy with a wasp in his hair, and the threat of prison hanging over his head…
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