We want to try every restaurant in Tbilisi before we leave this summer.
I can’t recommend last night’s restaurant.
The food tasted fine, but the decor included a film projector projecting some old Georgian film.
I know it’s Georgian because 90% of the action was people eating and drinking.
The walls were stuffed with pictures, paintings, and various vintage bits and bobs, so they projected the film across the top of one wall and part of the ceiling.
To be specific, the actors – mostly sitting down and stuffing their faces – were projected onto the wall to just above their eyebrows.
Everything above that was projected onto the ceiling, with the ensuing distortion giving them enormous foreheads and hair.
I found it distracting to pay attention to my beautiful wife while I needed to watch those glowing monstrous figures to make sure they weren’t staring at me and licking their lips.
Waiting for a chance to reach out of the film and gnaw on my bones.
Surprisingly, none of the restaurant’s reviews on TripAdvisor mention this at all!
Well, I won’t say anything either.
Maybe the Bighead Monsters only eat the people who make a fuss or leave a bad review?
That’s like the situation in Hawkinge-By-Hythe.
When a dead witch’s revenge unleashes rats on the town, there’s no denying there must be witchcraft involved.
But everyone would rather deal with the rats than the consequences of mentioning witches within Gertrude Alumière’s hearing…
Find out witch which fate awaits them in The Phoenix here now.
Chat soon,
Morgan
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