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    A vintage black and white photo of two worried-looking men. One asks, "Not... mischief?" The other replies, "I'm afraid so."

    Raise your glasses to the masses!

    This week I smashed past a massive 100,000 words of the latest Alumière adventure, The Cat Wore Black!

    100,000 words is about the length of To Kill a Mockingbird.

    And I’m only about 80-ish% through the book.

    Don’t worry, though. I’m a messy writer, and this is the first draft.

    Once I pull out the Red Pen and start deleting, that word count will come right back down again.

    I reckon the finished Cat will clock in at a respectable 75,000-80,000 like the others.

    Overwrite, then over-edit.

    That’s my motto.

    For example, I’m currently 18,000 words into a short story, for which I only need about 4,000…

    Words, it seems, are a lot like rats…

    They’re happier in packs.

    Or, to be precise, in mischiefs, which is the collective noun for rats.

    And there’s definitely mischief afoot in Hawkinge-By-Hythe, when rats descend upon the town to answer a dead witch’s call for revenge.

    Who can the townsfolk call to save them?

    The three Alumière sisters: Colette; Victoria, and Gertrude.

    By the way, the correct collective noun for Alumières is an intrepid of Alumières.

    ​Find out why here!

    Chat soon,

    Morgan

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    Morgan Delaney is an Irish writer of dark, strange, and fantastic fiction, has appeared in Not One Of Us, ParSec Magazine, and Fraidy Cat Quarterly. He reads peculiar bedtime stories on YouTube on his Sleepytime Supervillain Theatre channel. You can support him—without having to deal without any of that feckin' stuff he writes—by buying the t-shirts he designs here: morgandelaney.threadless.com If reincarnation were a thing, he would come back as a lizard. His best friends say it … More and contact about About/Contact

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