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February 3, 2022 by Morgan Delaney

A futuristic looking greenhouse in Singapore
Photo by Kelly Heng on Unsplash

I’ve got a short science-fiction piece for you this week, as well as science-fiction themed recommendation at the bottom. Enjoy!


It sounded like wind, though there was no such thing on the moon. Safe in her biosphere, she didn’t want to go out. Didn’t need to. The walls were clear plastic to utilise the Moon’s meagre light. She could see there was nothing out there, and her suit would mean she wouldn’t be able to feel if there was a breeze. But her radio was squawking. HQ could read the sensors’ disturbance and demanded to know what was going on.

She consoled herself that there were no monsters on the moon either. Nothing and nobody until the next starter colony miles and miles over the horizon. She armed herself with a camera and a microphone to record what was out there, and a screwdriver to protect herself. Earth-learned patterns of behaviour were hard to shake.

Even when she adjusted the camera’s settings to cycle travel through different colour frequencies, she found nothing, and the microphone’s needle twitched at her footsteps, but otherwise remained still. She could hear it, though, a low rushing like wind or waves. No wonder HQ was getting excited.

If they were to find water, then the mission would start paying dividends in this generation, rather than in two or three down the line. She had been sent out to be caretaker for the enormous greenhouses full of engineered plants which were designed to pump oxygen into the air, jumpstart an atmosphere in preparation for humanity’s invasion. Arrival, not invasion. That was just how they had joked during training, when management wasn’t around. Still, she glanced up at Earth’s red and brown ball, which had only recently come back into view. When she had been a kid, it had been green and blue with white clouds for contrast. The sound was coming from behind her now, from inside the sphere.

When she turned around to see what was happening in the biosphere, it looked, from this angle, like the tall plants were also staring up, as if they’d also noticed the burned ball in the sky. Wind swirled around their green shoots, but it wasn’t the wind that was causing the plants to move. It was the plant’s movement that was causing the wind as they communicated with each other. She took a step towards the biosphere, and they turned to face her.

They whipped their bodies, and a gust of wind slammed the airlock door shut. She had four hours of oxygen left in the suit, plenty of time to prise out one of the sphere’s hard plastic panels. Instead, she sat down to watch the red rock of Earth. She could turn the air supply off now, but in this case, using up all the oxygen was the right thing to do.


Bandcamp is bringing back Bandcamp Friday this year. It’s always the first Friday of the month when Bandcamp waives their fees, so it’s the best day to support independant musicians.

The first one of 2022 is tomorrow, and if that’s too short notice to decide what to buy, then I’ve got you covered!

You know that scene at the start of 2001: A Space Odyssey, where the apes are messing around with bones, until one of them works out how to use it as a tool to kill other apes, thereby initiating evolution/civilisation?*

And you know the way you’ve always wondered what it would sound like if, instead of apes, it was a bunch of primitive Jarvis Cockers, and they were messing about with bones until they suddenly invented music? Well, head over to Bandcamp tomorrow to buy Thank’s new album, Thoughtless Cruelty, because that’s exactly what it would sound like!

*If you’re a keen Kubrick fan with strong feelings about this film and hate how I completely misunderstood the true significance of this pivotal scene: keep it to yourself, okay?

Filed Under: Flash fiction, Science fiction Tagged With: Bandcamp Friday, Flash fiction, Science fiction, Thank

10 Pop Songs You Didn’t Know Praised Satan

December 2, 2021 by Morgan Delaney

The Devil sings into a microphone
Made with photos by Alessio Zaccaria and Keagan Henman on Unsplash

With the holidays approaching (far too) fast, there’s cheerful bloody music everywhere. This week, I attempted to find refuge with the Devil, who famously has all the best tunes, only to discover that he’s responsible for some absolute stinkers, too.


1. “The Sun Ain’t Gonna Shine Anymore” by Frankie Valli. Wearing the blue cloak of the Devil’s emissary goat, Azazel, Frankie explains to his victim that the blood sacrifice is necessary so that Satan will continue to allow the sun to shine and the moon to rise. The song enjoyed greater success in the version recorded by The Walker Brothers.

2. “Blue Suede Shoes” by Carl Perkins. Now better known as an Elvis Presley track, this song was originally written and performed by Carl Perkins, who also invokes Azazel with his use of the word “blue,” but goes further, connecting it with “suede,” a common codeword for “human skin” among devil-worshippers. In this song, Perkins informs us that he is happy to suffer any persecution his religious beliefs might bring, as long as his sacrificial victims remain undefiled.

3. “Metal Mickey” by Suede. The band fronted by Brett Anderson put their predilection for slaughtering innocents in Satan’s name right into their moniker. “Metal Mickey” is, of course, the name the singer gave to his ritual knife. Brett is most famous in satanic circles for his cryptic quote: “I don’t care whether my victim is a man or woman, as long as it’s a woman.”

4. “Milkshake” by Kelis. The clue that there is more to this song than a first listen might reveal is the injunction to “warm it up.” Obviously, nobody would ever warm up a milkshake. This must therefore be a reference to the fires of Hell which burn ever brighter as worshippers make their way to “the yard”: the black mass.

5. “Easy Lover” by Philip Bailey. She’ll take your heart when you’re on your knees? Sounds like Satan to me. This 1984 hit, which Bailey sung with Phil Collins, has been praised for its progressive use of the pronouns “she/her” to refer to Satan.

6. “Like A Virgin” by Madonna. In this catchy how-to song for beginners, Madonna explains the Dark Lord’s preference regarding his (or her) victims.

7. “What Is Love” by Haddaway. Trinidadian–German philosopher – and singer – Haddaway uses interrogative, almost epiplectically rhetorical lyrics to force us into confrontation with our beliefs. What, demands Haddaway, has love brought us other than pain? The conclusion, which the song cleverly leaves unformulated in order for the listener to reach it for themselves, is that we might as well try hate for a change.

8. “Old Town Road” by Lil Nas X, one of the Church of Cthulhu’s most famous adherents, the song describes how X found his way to the “Old Town” (where Lovecraft’s Old Ones live) through the use of “horse” (heroin).

9. “Hand In My Pocket” by Alanis Morissette. Alanis describes the superficially carefree life of a Satanist, hinting slyly at an undercurrent of simmering resentment as she is forced to perform everyday tasks one-handedly, in other words, unable to give the sign of the horns.

10. “Mull of Kintyre” by Wings. Sometimes referred to as the “fifth Beatle,” Wings only revealed that the song was dedicated to a “close friend,” when he originally released it. I can now confirm that the friend was the Devil. The song’s title is an anagram of “For Inky Mullet,” and Wings wrote it to poke gentle fun at his friend’s poor taste in haircuts and frugal ways, which extended to using cheap substitute for hair dye, when they were young men “on the pull” in Liverpool. Also, it’s got bagpipes in it. Evil.


In other news this week: tomorrow is the final Bandcamp Friday of 2021, with no news yet whether Bandcamp plans to extend the fee-waiving days into 2022. So get your devil-worshipping tunes tomorrow!

I’ll be pre-ordering Zeal & Ardor’s third album, Zeal & Ardor, which already sounds like a strong contender for 2022’s best suck-up-to-Satan music.

I’ll also be pre-ordering Thank’s, [sic, that’s not a typo] Thoughtless Cruelty, an unholy cacophony guaranteed to harrow the souls of any unshriven dead you might have lying around (or at least annoy the neighbours).

Filed Under: Horror, Killer lists Tagged With: Bandcamp Friday, Horror, Killer lists, Thank, Zeal & Ardor

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