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Exhibit A

October 7, 2021 by Morgan Delaney

Hi all, last week I promised a very short piece of flash fiction. So here it is. I tried writing a poem a few weeks back and it was really hard, so I wrote a shopping list instead. Enjoy!

A shopping list scribbled on a serviette. The items are: 6 bottles of wine; 2 bottles of vodka; 4 bottles of bleach; bin bags; rubber gloves; a steak knfe; a meat hammer; ear plugs; air freshener; cheap offcuts with bones and dry food for the dog; foot powder; toilet paper, and cigarettes
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Filed Under: Crime, Flash fiction Tagged With: Crime, Flash fiction

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  1. Siegfried Jahn says

    October 8, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    Hervorragende Einkaufsliste für genussvollen Abend.
    Erwarte Weiteres!
    Bin neugierig aufs Kommende!

    • Morgan Delaney says

      October 14, 2021 at 3:59 am

      Danke Siggi, die nächste Geschichte ist wieder etwas länger!

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